Rant

If the woodchuck did chuck wood,

Why should we mind how much wood

The woodchuck would chuck

If a woodchuck could?

And since a woodchuck does chuck wood

Why do we ask if a woodchuck would

Chuck wood if a woodchuck could?

If we could chuck wood, would we ask

How much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could?

We would just chuck wood while we could chuck wood.

And it's easier to toot a flute than to tutor two tooters to toot.

Because to toot is just to toot,

But to tutor two tooters to toot

Depends on if the two tooters would toot.

If the two tooters would not toot,

It would be better if the tutor would just toot.

Also, she always sells seashells on the seashore

Because people won't buy seashells on the seashore.

People can find seashells for free on the seashore.